From the story "Layoffs Are Necessary If We Want To Keep The Lights On,' Says CEO Halfway Through Tasting Menu": "As the fifth plate of his 10-course, $150 prix fixe tasting menu dinner was carefully placed on the manicured table in front of him, Kohl-Strauss Media Group CEO Tom Byatt reportedly told a colleague Tuesday that in order for the company to stay afloat in this adverse economic climate, staff layoffs would likely be necessary." [The Onion via -E-]
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