The Yelp Elite: Oh, the Inanity

Our friends at the Eater National mothership pointed us to a new blog entitled The Yelp Elite that scours online restaurant reviews and brings you excerpts from the most ridiculous. Seattle is represented by one intrepid diner who apparently found the bowl of chips at new Capitol Hill Mexican restaurant Poquitos a little too sharp for her liking. We think a special state-mandated menu warning for triangular foods would be a reasonable solution to this sort of issue.

The blog encourages submissions but for the record, if you spot an absolutely absurd Yelp review (even more absurd than usual, that is) we at Eater would also love to know about it.
· The Yelp Elite [Website]
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