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If Howard Schultz Ruled the World

starbucks-logo.pngSeattle chia brainiac Knute Berger thinks mermaid CEO and ad-buyer Howard Schultz must be running for office, and envisions one nation, under Starbucks. Should Schultz make it to the White House, Americans should expect to refer to citizens as "partners." Also, tax brackets would be henceforth known as "tall, grande or venti." [Crosscut]