Portlandia: Don't Forget to Bring Bags to the Market

For shame. On this week's Portlandia, guest star Jack McBrayer (30 Rock) learns what happens when he shows up in a Zupan's Market(analogous to PCC and Madison Market we're told) checkout line without his handy reuseable bag. Trained eyes(not ours) spotted Grand Central Bakery's baguette in McBrayer's overloaded arms. Among the lines of ridicule: "It doesn't matter what you're doing. When I wake up in the morning my eyes don't forget to open, my heart doesn't forget to beat." McBrayer ends up carrying his watermelon and loaf of Grand Central bread totally bagless. The video: