From The Onion Radio News: a Seattle residential building will be turned into a mayo factory (with 80 $9/hour jobs) by "Best Foods Incorporated." Says CEO Peter Slater: "I took one look at those great wood-plank floors and two-story ceilings and I knew that all it would take is a little elbow grease to turn the building into an awesome industrial workplace." [The Onion via Curbed National]
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