'The Layover' Seattle: Just the One-Liners

Was a guide to his 21 'Layover' Seattle stops not enough Bourdain for you? Over at Eater National, they rounded up the best one-liners from last night's episode, including:

· On the Tesla he rented while in Seattle: "They've got internet on this motherfucker, I can watch porn while I'm driving."

· On staying in the Beatles Suite at his hotel: "You know I like the Beatles just fine, but is there a Rolling Stones room?"

· On a Red Light District tour of Seattle: "Whores and drugs? Travel Channel's great."

But that's not all! Here's the entire list of Bourdain's best zingers.

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