Whale Week is a bit of a curveball for Seattle, since this is not a city that celebrates overt wealth or money-driven displays of douchebaggery. Even though we have more millionaires per capita than any other city in America, our filthy rich keep their antics where they belong: on the DL. In fact, they usually try their best to blend in with the regular plebs of society. Should they crave a baller-type meal, they'll have their private chef whip something up to avoid drawing attention to themselves in public (everyone knowns making eye-contact inevitably invites requests on private yachts). Because the bejeweled Emerald City sneers at spendthrifts, this is a list that puts the onus on complainers. Instead of mapping out pretentious dinners, here's a list of 10 places to blow your wad and their pretentious one-star Yelp reviewing diners.